30 Day Book Challenge: Day 2– Least Favorite Book

As difficult as choosing my all time favorite book for yesterday’s post was,   I found choosing my least favorite book an even greater challenge.   It’s not that I never dislike any books, of course.   Long time readers of this site are well aware that I  most certainly don’t like every book I review and I have never hesitated to give a negative review if I felt one was warranted.    Which is not to say that I like giving negative reviews,  any more than I like reading books that I don’t enjoy or otherwise value.   Of all the books I have panned over the years,  the one that stands out most in my mind is Heart Like Water  by Joshua Clark.

This memoir,  of Clark’s experiences remaining in New Orleans during and after hurricane Katrina.   The book is greatly marred by Clark’s pretensions of being a journalist, his use gratuitous use of obscure vocabulary words and his off-putting attitude.   You can read my review of this title here.

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30 Day Book Challenge: Day 1–Favorite Book

This post is part of Jake Kern’s 30 Day Book Challenge.

After a lifetime of reading thousands of books,   I have to say that naming just one as my favorite is a true challenge.  Over the years so many of the books I’ve read have moved me,  expanded my horizons or evolved my thinking.     If I have to name just one all time favorite book,  my choice would be John Kennedy Toole’s comic novel A Confederacy of Dunces.    Not only is Confederacy a richly plotted novel,  filled with characters who are both uniquely original and at the same time archetypes  that many New Orleanians will readily recognize,  it is also very much a vivid portrait of New Orleans in the mid-1960′s.     That New Orleans where I was born and raised doesn’t really exist any more.  (How much places change is I believe one of the biggest lessons one learns by moving away from one’s hometown.)   While I have read and loved many books,  it is Confederacy Of Dunces that I re-read and revisit every year,  enjoying as it were a brief vacation in the city where I was born.

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30 Day Book Challenge–via Jake Kern

I don’t often post or respond to memes on this blog.   Long time readers may recall my post The Einstein’s Brain God Does Not Exist meme,  but as the years have gone by I have more and more restricted myself to posting nothing but book reviews on this site.      However,  my buddy Jake Kern has introduced the 30 Day Book Challenge.    It fits in oh so well with my book review theme that I find that I just have to play along.    The challenge is simply to name and discuss your selection for each of the thirty prompts below.      Jake has asked that you not use the Bible or your own self-published works for any of the selections.     I will be posting my answers to this meme,  one per day Monday–Friday starting on Monday 9/26.

Feel free to play along on your own blog or on Facbook.      I look forward to sharing some great books with my friends and hope it will be fun for everyone.

Day 1: Favorite book

Day 2: Least favorite book

Day 3: Book that makes you laugh out loud

Day 4: Book that makes you cry

Day 5: Book you wish you could live in

Day 6: Favorite young adult book

Day 7: Book that you can quote/recite

Day 8: Book that scares you

Day 9: Book that makes you sick

Day 10: Book that changed your life

Day 11: Book from your favorite author

Day 12: Book that is most like your life

Day 13: Book whose main character is most like you

Day 14: Book whose main character you want to marry

Day 15: First “chapter book” you can remember reading as a child

Day 16: Longest book you’ve read

Day 17: Shortest book you’ve read

Day 18: Book you’re most embarrassed to say you like

Day 19: Book that turned you on

Day 20: Book you’ve read the most number of times

Day 21: Favorite picture book from childhood

Day 22: Book you plan to read next

Day 23: Book you tell people you’ve read, but haven’t (or haven’t actually finished)

Day 24: Book that contains your favorite scene

Day 25: Favorite book you read in school

Day 26: Favorite nonfiction book

Day 27: Favorite fiction book

Day 28: Last book you read

Day 29: Book you’re currently reading

Day 30: Favorite coffee table book

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Book Review: Innocents and Demons by Holly Jahangiri

In my experience,  writing things short can be a real challenge.   It is,  frankly,  a lot more difficult to sum something up in 500 succinct words rather than ramble on for 5000 words.   For me, at least,  this is especially true when it comes to crafting fiction.  I have huge respect for writers who can create short stories with believable characters and situations that come alive in just a few short pages.    And with Innocents and Demons,  Holly Jahangiri has shown me that when it comes to shorts,  she can deliver the goods.

The settings and themes of Jahangiri’s stories vary a great deal.   While there are a couple of vampire stories and some of the story outcomes are in fact reminiscent of Stephen King– the quiet, middle aged mother who builds a wall between herself and her whiny, teen-aged daughter and emotionally distant husband or the family secrets long hidden in a basement freezer–  Innocents and Demons is a slice of a number of different lives,  served up always with a twist.   I found that I was as impressed by Jahangiri’s  fast paced story telling and believable characters as by the artful twist she gave to each story.

I highly recommend Innocents and Demons to anyone who enjoys fast-paced stories with good writing and believable characters.    I’m most pleased to offer to my blog readers  25% off the eBoook, which is available for $2.99 at Smashwords.     By entering coupon code  ZG79C  and then hitting refresh on the Smashwords order screen,  you will receive Innocents and Demons in your choice of any eBook format for only $2.39.   Innocents and Demons by Holly Jahangiri– Highly Recommended

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Book Review: Life of Shouty: Good Habits

In illustrated children’s books,  appearances count.  For the youngest readers and pre-readers much information is conveyed by the illustrations in story books.   And it seems to me that a paunchy, middle aged man with a pointy pin head is hardly the ideal protagonist to teach children about developing good habits.    While I am a huge fan of quality children’s books written in rhyming verse,  both the subject matter (instilling good habits) and Neon Seon’s treatment of it,  do not really lend themselves to nursery rhymes and Seon clearly lacks the skill of masters like Theodore Geisel or Shel Silverstein.

Shouty is a middle aged man who hangs out in his underwear,  watching tv in his messy home,  as his bills go past due and his life is just an all around mess.    It appears he is offered as a cautionary tale to children,  an illustration of what they might become if they do not develop good habits.    The last third of the book deals with Shouty’s attempts to turn over a new leaf and begin developing good habits.   Part of the problem with this book is that the “good habits” Shouty resolves to develop are poorly defined.  Most children, for instance, do not have bills to pay,  and most parents probably do not permit them to lie around watching television in their underwear all day.

Concerned that I was perhaps being too harsh on  author Neon Seon’s creation,  I shared this volume with children’s book author Holly Jahangiri.  (Trockle; A Puppy, Not A Guppy)   Jahangiri echoed my concerns and stated that as a mother,  she would not be comfortable with the protagonist of a children’s book who appears to be a paunchy, middle-aged man who goes about in his underwear.   While it is certainly true that children should be taught good habits and encouraged to keep them,  sadly this volume would be of very little utility in realizing that goal.

Life Of Shouty:  Good Habits–  NOT Recommended.

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eBook Review: StoryWonk’s Booklet Of Simple Advice For The Self-Publishing Author

I’m finding that I rarely go to the library any more.    I’ve become very enthused about Smashwords and about self-publishing.   I’m very pleased that I now often receive e-books for review.     So I was very interested when I came across Lani Diane Rich’s free eBook StoryWonk’s Booklet of Simple Advice For the Self-Publishing Author.  Some of the advice was clearly spot on–  that you really do need professional help with proof-reading and book cover design.   I also really liked Rich’s idea of recruiting a group of beta readers to provide the feedback and guidance traditionally published authors have received from editors.

I was somewhat less taken by her advice to focus publishing efforts exclusively on Amazon.    Honestly,  I really don’t like Amazon,  and the fact is that the eBooks I publish on Smashwords are in fact available in Amazon’s Kindle store.  (And despite her advice to focus exclusively on Amazon,  it appears Ms. Rich also uploaded her booklet to Smashwords– where I saw it and downloaded it.)   I well realize that Smashwords is not the be all and end all for self-publishing.   But it is a very useful site and allows new self-published authors to get a start– without spending any money nor having to learn all that much about the details of eBook formatting and distilling.

I think that it would be worth every aspiring self-published author’s while to download and read Ms. Rich’s booklet,  which mostly provides some very concrete and specific advice.   And given the free price point,  it’s certainly more than worth what you will pay for it.

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Book Review: The Summoner by Layton Green

The Summoner was not an easy novel to read.   Having previously read and reviewed both fiction and non-fiction about Africa,  I was intrigued when indie author Layton Green offered a review copy of  The Summoner– a novel about Dominic Gray, a diplomatic security investigator with the US embassy in Harrare, Zimbabwe who is assigned to investigate the mysterious disappearance of another embassy employee.

Green’s portrayal of Zimbabwe is vivid and compelling.   He also has clearly done a great deal of research into the religious practices of the “Juju”,  an ancient, mysterious and powerful religion,  which continues to play a role in modern Africa.  The setting and locale and the extensive factual research were most impressive.

The story, however….

My friend Holly wrote a while back about I believe it was the Seven plots that make up all literature.   And most of the time I think it is in fact true that there really aren’t any new stories in fiction.   Only new retellings that can make us love the same old stories all over again.   Perhaps it is because I have been studying the craft of fiction,  but as I read The Summoner I found myself very aware of the formula– Boy Meets Girl/Girl Is Threatened/Boy Rescues Girl.   So very aware of this basic story arc that I failed to be much moved,  even by the remarkable locale.

Honestly,  I find myself just the tiniest bit frightened that learning more about how to craft stories may somehow lessen my great enjoyment of them.    I almost find myself wanting to go back and read a great old favorite,  just to be certain that the magic of fiction still works.   While I peruse my shelves for a novel sure to still have the old kick,   I give a cautious Recommended to The Summoner,  particularly for those with any interest in Africa or the occult.

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Book Review: Raven by Suzy Turner

I have to confess right up front that I have never been a fan of Stephanie Myers’ Twilight books.    I remember that someone donated them to the library and I was actually shocked when the YA librarian put bar codes on them and put them into circulation.   It was the the only time I  have ever seen the library accept  a gift into the collection  (rather than putting it towards the Friends of the Library’s used book sale,  which raises money, some of which is used to buy new books of the librarians’ selection).    So when Suzy Turner approached me about Raven,  the first volume in her new fantasty series about a teen aged girl named Lilly who is a changling, I was little hesitant.  I’m not generally a fan of   “horror and fantasy”.    While I have of course liked some novels by say Anne Rice or Steven King,   I can’t say that I liked all of either of those authors’ total ouvere.    So the fact that it was a novel about teen-aged vampires was not initially a big point in its favor.   But I liked Suzy so I accepted the book and eventually I got around to reading it.    And I really loved it as a matter of fact.

I learned that the heroine Lilly has the ability to become a fully grown black mountain lion, while retaining her personality and memories.   Indeed once she discovers and learns to use her powers,  she can switch at will.  The thing about a book that deals in witches, werewolves, changelings, vampires  and other similar creatures is that you would expect for it to have some foreign or surreal quality.   But Raven simply doesn’t.    At first poor Lilly’s life seems merely boring and pointless,  as her remote un-loving mother keeps her locked in her small, plain bedroom for all the hours except for those she is at school.   The reader is pleased when Lilly makes a friend at her school,  and observe Lilly’s surprise one day as her mother and father disappear from the London apartment where she has grown up.    Their disappearance,  which will take much of the novel to be fully resolved sends Lilly half way around the world where she learns that she is a long lost member of the Canadian Tulugaq clan– an old family of many different changelings and vampires.      Lilly is welcomed with open arms by the large family she never knew she had in rural northwest British Columbia.      Turner does a wonderful job of portraying Lilly’s transformation from an incredibly sheltered and naive young girl  to a modern teenager,  comfortable in the world of e-mail and cell phones.

Turners’ depiction of a  world of changelings and vampires is very, very believable and skillfully set against the very scenic  backdrop of Canada’s beautiful Pacific Northwest coast.     The reader can really see the very beautiful oceanfront vistas,  in the depth of a Canadian winter and into the spring.      I found Raven very much engaging and read the entire novel in less than twenty four hours.   I find myself anxiously awaiting Turner’s release of the second volume in the series,  and very much hoping that I will get to review it whenever it becomes available.   If you enjoy well written Young Adult fiction,  Raven by Suzy Turner is Very Highly Recommended.

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Book Review: Circle City Blues by Susan Wells Bennett

It’s not all that hard for a novelist to make me smile.   A chuckle, a grin or an occasional laugh can be induced by quite a few writers.   But honestly,  it’s not that easy to give me a bout of ROFLMAOPIMPWTIME*  that lasts for two hundred pages.   Susan Wells Bennett has done just that.

Declan “Mac” McDougal and his wife Kirsten have been long haul truck driving for about a year,  after Kirsten persuaded Mac to quit their jobs in Phoenix, Arizona and sink their life savings into a rig.   As Circle City Blues opens,  Kirsten informs Mac that she has decided to leave him to take up with a man she met in an online role playing game.   As the novel progresses we follow Mac through his life as a trucker as he criss-crosses the country,   hooking up with Rocky– a young mechanic who proves to be a much more suitable driving partner,  and stumbles into romances with two different women,  including a rich and famous novelist to whom he sends a fan letter that gets much more of a response than Mac would ever have hoped for.

Bennett does an excellent job of depicting the trucker’s milieu and  showing her readers what the country looks like from a trucker’s perspective– continually driving by at 65 miles per hour.  The characters are well conceived and three dimensional,  and the reader is drawn into caring about Mac as his life is transformed and he and the reader together wait to learn if he will end up with the nurse from Texas or the author who lives in many different places.    And always,  Bennett’s writing is laugh out loud funny.    I have to confess that I was very taken with this novel;  honestly,  I read it in a single sitting and then re-read most of it again as I wrote this review.    If you enjoy comic novels about modern, believable characters  Circle City Blues is Very Highly Recommended.

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*Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off,  Pissing In My Pants, With Tears In My Eyes

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Book Review: Damn You, Scarlett O’Hara by Darwin Porter and Roy Moseley

Six hundred and fifty page celebrity biographies are my idea of a reading challenge.    While I was of course familiar with Vivien Leigh from her iconic performance as Scarlett in Gone With The Wind,   I really only knew Sir Laurence Olivier as a ‘famous name’.   But the title  Damn You, Scarlett O’Hara very much caught my eye at the library and I brought home Darwin Porter and Roy Moseley’s  thick double biography.

Porter and Moseley and publisher Blood Moon Productions seem to have made careers and a business of  producing meticulously researched volumes that “out” dead gay celebrities.   I have to confess that I am so out of it, that I had no clue about the secret queer lives of Sir Olivier  and Ms. Leigh.   I also have to confess that I read only about the first hundred and fifty pages of  the cradle to grave alternating biographies of these two extraordinary actors.   The narrative style is heavy,  dense with facts and including lots and lots of direct quotations– attributed to diaries, letters and interviews.   There are many photographs of people both famous and humble whom Olivier and Leigh come into contact with.

Unfortunately,  this narrative  style is not at all easy to read.  While there are as I said a great many direct quotations the text reads more like a graduate school paper than a gossipy biography.  While Damn You, Scarlett O’Hara  may be of interest and of use to scholars of Olivier and Leigh’s lives and eras, I believe it will be of little if any interest to movie goers and fans.   Not Recommended.

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